Victim of Society #1 - Michael Vick

If people had the power to influence our everyday decisions then 10 years ago it would've been Eminem and Marilyn Manson. If a video game possessed this power, then Grand Theft Auto is responsible.

So what about television? Which tv show is responsible for our obsession "to be the very best that no one ever was". Which tv show taught us to lust after nurses? Which tv show showed us cruelty to animals really wasn't that big of a deal? If you haven't figured it out already, it was......Pokemon.


This evil bastard is Ash Ketchum. He was on a quest to be the very best pokemon master and nothing would stand in his way. He would continue to make his cute furry friends battle so that he could collect badges that meant absolutely nothing. So we apologize Michael Vick. We've failed you.


-This post is meant to be sarcastic. I do not approve of anything Michael Vick has done in life.