Victim of Society #2 - Perez Hilton and Sluts

These girls are showing us what is most commonly known as a tramp stamp. Its a unique mark that some girls choose to have tattoo on their lower back to say "hey look at me, I'm hot" or a message somewhere along those lines.


Now this is Perez Hilton, famous for his celeb gossip blog. He's sporting the hairdo with that one bright streak of another color in your hair, mostly done by pornstars. Where am I going with this you may ask, you'll see...



Now here is a picture of the famous toy My Little Pony. Many years ago, in the early 80s, Hasbro launched a line of toy ponies marketed directly to young girls. These ponies gained so much popularity that there were even television cartoon specials from time to time. These ponies were best known for their colorful bodies and manes, that sometimes were two-tone or had a variety of colors in long streaks. Each pony also possessed a unique mark on either one or both sides of their hip.

So once again, we apologize Perez Hilton and slutty girls. We've failed you. We had no idea that you would seek fashion ideas and tips from a fictional pony toy and cartoon and for this we are very sorry.

Creative Use Of Talent #1

So I was wondering what my next post would be about and then I stumbled upon this gem of a video clip. These geeks really go in on I'm On a Boat by the Lonely Island dudes. haha enjoy

FYI: keep a good eye on the third kid from the left right near the stairs with the black hoody. dude has no rhythm. it's like ridiculous. haha

I had to put the whack version up because the HD version wouldnt play. sorry guys

Victim of Society #1 - Michael Vick

If people had the power to influence our everyday decisions then 10 years ago it would've been Eminem and Marilyn Manson. If a video game possessed this power, then Grand Theft Auto is responsible.

So what about television? Which tv show is responsible for our obsession "to be the very best that no one ever was". Which tv show taught us to lust after nurses? Which tv show showed us cruelty to animals really wasn't that big of a deal? If you haven't figured it out already, it was......Pokemon.


This evil bastard is Ash Ketchum. He was on a quest to be the very best pokemon master and nothing would stand in his way. He would continue to make his cute furry friends battle so that he could collect badges that meant absolutely nothing. So we apologize Michael Vick. We've failed you.


-This post is meant to be sarcastic. I do not approve of anything Michael Vick has done in life.